Conspiracy

So I think there is a conspiracy at work. The conspiracy is to keep me from using the women's bathroom. You might think this is strange but here is the story.

I work in a place where there are uh,,,90% women. Seriously if your a male in this company its a big deal becuz for some reason not so many males want to become speech or hearing peoples... regardless..

Okay so 90% of the population, would use sed (said?) bathroom,, as they are women.

On this floor... the bathrooms are as follows (from my desk which is obviously the order of operations)... women bathroom, mans bathroom,, a moderate length hallway,, unisex bathroom with a sign (i forget what it says exactly but its for kids that come to one of our programs during the day so whatever it says i read 'messy kids in here'),, and then a secondary woman's bathroom (which has a door handle that I'm 1/2 convinced I'll get locked into one day cuz it will fall off).

Okay so the obvious choice for bathrooms is the first woman's one en route, right? Well for the past few days, everytime I go to use it, its locked. Normally that means someone is in there, but get this... ITS ALWAYS LOCKED! So either there is a huge strain of some bacteria that is making long-term bathroom breaks for some ladies here, or they've locked me out!

Now I understand they may have locked EVERYONE out for some mechanical or maintenance-related issue,, but I'm pretty sure everyone else can get in except me,, and I think they are doing this to me because they are aware that I'm trying to get in my 64oz of water daily and they are trying to torture me by sending me a)into the men's room which is frankly a poor decision I regret every time,, or b) farther down the hall to the other ladies room where I risk getting stuck inside (and who brings their phone into the bathroom with them intentionally!)??


sigh