A Festivus for the Rest of us!

OKay so we ALL love Seinfeld, and the Constanzas' are my most favorite!
So I'd like to take a moment to help you recall the steps of a true Festivus!!!


1) Airing of Greivances- So basically you sit everyone down around a table and tell them how they have disappointed you in the past year. Overall I see no problem with doing this, and it should be done daily in a perfect (WHAT!) world. In fact I think perhaps all people would REALLY like to know how they themselves disappoint others.. ya know... for personal growth or something like that.


2) The Pole--- I personally have never had a 'pole' of any sort in my home or apartment that was used for Festivus celebration, but I have friends from HS who absolutely did. I'm not entirely clear on what the pole is used for but I think it may come into play in part three.


3) Feats of Strength- SO I guess at this point, the feat of strength is that whomever is the 'claimed' head of household (HOH as I call them),, needs to be overthrown yearly, and all others must contend for this position and use their strength to literally, pin them to the ground. Overall, sounds like fun right?

So I wish you a Merry Festivus!