Dear Blank

So maybe you've all seen this website... http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/
You probably have seen it in FB land from others posts.

First I'll share a few of my faves,, and then I'll write my own. :)


a) Dear Fox News,
so far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

b) Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely,
The World

c)Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

d) Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns


So anyway the website is clearly amusing. Some are more R rated, some G... but I love the Unicorn One.

So now its my turn.


1) Dear World,
If you could stop being so overwhelming, I'd be able to spend more time blogging and commenting and Keuriging and doing all the great things I like to do.
Love D

2) Dear Running,
There is a really good reason you were not listed above in the 'great things I like to do. The list could have been a LOT longer but you still would not have made the cut. I'm not sorry.
Love D

3) Dear Friends of A Bride,
Sorry, I know we're annoying,, but imagine being in our own heads, its freaking exhausting and I swear I'm getting wedding-induced dimensia. Or Alzheimers.. or something. What was I talking about. I like flowers.
Love D




4) Dear Kentahn,
I don't like you.
Love D
(this one is actually a text that my friend Ken and I passed back and forth multiple times when Texting just began circa 2002, its still ironic).

5) Dear Carol Tuttle
Your controlling my brain and making me judge people in an all new different way. I'm trying to be good. Its not going well. Still a 4.
Love D

6) Dear feet and back,
I would like you to function as designed
Love D

7) Dear Housewives,
Would you consider paying off my student loans instead of throwing a party for your kids? I could throw them a party, and design amazing and educational and yet fun times! FUN TIMES! in exchange for loan forgiveness!! AAAHHh.
Love D

8) Dear Pre-Cana classes,
Why was everyone warning us against something? Its pretty sweet and Kevin and I get to laugh and joke mid-week. BONUS!
Love The Almost Cana-'d

9) Dear Alaska,
I would very much like to cruise your awesomeness.. Why must you be dark for so many months that I would love to travel?
Love D

10) Dear Vegetables,
I know I have dabbled, and I won't give up, but your just not as good as cheese , chocolate and wine. Sorry. The truth will set you free. Or make you spoil. Either way Adio.
Love D.